Monday, October 20, 2008

Moose What???



There is a term that we use in our family that not a lot of you may understand. So, I would like to use this post to explain just exactly what "Moose Knuckles" really means.
I'm sure you have all seen the person, ( I forgot to mention that only guys can have Moose Knuckles), that wears their pants up a little to high!! Come on, don't act like you have never noticed. Well when that happens, a little to much of their "personals" end up showing and the result is the dreaded "Moose Knucks". Ok, so that is it, that is what our family has penned as "Moose Knuckles." I'm sorry if that is a little to graphic for some of you, but I am doing this post mostly for my kids. Mainly my boys, because they are notorious for having "Moosies". A couple of weeks ago we were over to my mom and dads, and the kids were dressing up in different Halloween costumes. Well Creek wanted to be the "Hulk" costume, which happen to be a couple years old. This making the costume little to small, the result......"Moose Knuckles!!!!! In this case, Brink called them "Mini Moose."
Whats funny is that the ones with the Moose Knuckles probably never know they have them, it's the rest of us that has to deal with them...

Thursday, October 9, 2008

My Man Tag....



My Man Tag......I know this tag went around awhile ago!
What is your husbands name? Jacob Lance Sharp
How long have you guys been married? just about 7 years
How long did you date? 11 months
How old is he? 30
Who eats more sweets? me, but he has more cavities. (I know that was not part of the question.)
Who said I love you first? he did, I remember his heart was just about to beat right out of his chest. It was too cute!
Who is taller? he is.
Who can sing the best? tie, I'm just braver.
Who is smarter? Hi!! he is an engineer, I'm a beautician... Need I say more.
Who does the laundry? me
Who pays the bills? me
Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?he does
Who mows the lawn? I used to until we put in our back lawn, it's a little to much without a self-propelled mower.
Who cooks dinner? mostly me, unless I have hair appointments.
Who drives? he does. (although I don't know why I still have him drive, the Sharps are not known for their good driving.)
Who is the first to admit when they are wrong? usually him.
Who kissed who first? he moved in for the kiss first, and needless to say I did not turn my head.
Who asked who out first?he asked me out.
Who wears the pants? we each take a leg.